Monday, March 31, 2008

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast

Name: Andy Bernard

Location: Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch

Occupation: Regional Director in charge of sales.

Hobbies: bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, a capella group "Here Comes Treble at Cornell"

Favorite sayings:

I live to frolf.
Beer me.
I really Schruted it.
Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.

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