The Office DVD Game!

So my friend just bought The Office DVD game. So how did I spend my first Sunday in December? Playing the game!! Yeshhhhhh

So Jessica, Deborah, and I played. Pop in the DVD and Toby is your instructor, he guides you around the DVD, lets you know what all the symbols mean, and what the point of the game is, which is, the first player to get to Michael’s office with 20 Schrute bucks wins!!

The only downside was that the DVD was a bit slow to load, which in seeing other bloggers on the Internet, have posted similar concerns.

There are also tasks that all the players have to do. Like the one that popped up for us was to make and envelope addressed to Dunder Mifflin. We all agreed to skip that task, because that would require us to get up and we were all content in just sitting in front of the television.

What I did like about the game was that it included all the characters! And going around the board was fun too.

Oh yeah…and I won. LOL.

Maybe because the week before I had watched all of Season 2. I need my other dvds….so DVDs…if you’re out there…come back!!!!!

We are trying to plan a Office Game night! We need:
- A large space to play in, such as a living room, basement, etc
- A TV with a DVD player attached
- And food, because you know, we get hungry!

Let us know!

They don’t give out black belts for things that are stupid

You're right Jim, they don't. But can someone seriously give Jim a black belt in office pranks?? He's able to trick Dwight time and time again. Its great.

So this episode was focused mainly around the minor characters like Meredith, Angela and the under utilized Phyllis. She's hilarious! Phyllis is now the head of the Party Planning Committee and loving it! She does a fantastic jobs at all these parties, much better then Angela. At least she brings diversity to the office.

So its a Moroccan Theme and they get a bar in the office and Michael is the bartender, he makes this 5 part alcoholic drink (he calls it a one of everything) and adds sugar to it and Meredith has no problem downing it. He then gives her this "genius drink" called vod-juice-ka. (essentially a screwdriver) and he wonders why no one has ever thought up of a drink like that.

Dwight buys all the must-have dolls for the holidays and sells them to parents extremely overpriced. The dolls are called Princess Unicorn and the catchphrase is “My horn can pierce the sky.” As Dwight said "pathetic" but hearing Michael sing part of the jingle was hilarious!

Michael then sees it evident after Meredith's hair catches on fire (Kevin calls her Fire Girl hahahhaa) that she needs an intervention or otherwise known as a surprise party for people who have addictions. He drags her to a Rehab center, literally drags her in to see where he can make a deposit but is disappointed when he finds out he can't just drop someone off against their will.

Back at the office Dwight is making a fortune of Princess Unicorn and Darryl bought the last one and Toby was going to buy one too so Darryl made him pay an extra 200 dollars for the doll and Toby was soo happy because he was going to be a hero! Then he looks at the doll and its a black doll. I was cracking up cause Darryl was like what's the problem and Toby was like no nothing, its wonderful but his face spoke a thousand words! It was great!!!!!!!!!

Oh and Phyllis totally outed Angela and Dwight to the whole office minus Andy who is still clueless.

P.S. Kelly was Kelly this episode, texting during the boring parts of the party, that's my girl!!!

New Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Newsletter

http://www.dundermifflin.com/newsletter/scranton/scranton_112008.shtml

I have to agree with Kelly on the whole Jen Aniston thing, it could have been a little more catty then "that was uncool". "I would have been all up in her business like white on rice!"

and then Michael: Here's the thing about this so-called "financial crisis," if it were really bad, people would be jumping out of buildings on Wall Street. No one's jumping out of buildings, so it's probably just the media scaring us again, just like it did about birds catching the flu and cows getting mad.

Nah man, we are seriously in a financial crisis. But we all know whats going to happen!

Ryan is leaving!!!!!!!!!

Yea, you read right. Check out the interview here or read below:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/11/bj-novak-leavin.html

Further proof the U.S. economy is in the crapper: It appears layoffs are looming at Dunder Mifflin. Sources confirm to me exclusively that Office actor-writer B.J. Novak is taking a leave of absence from the show to appear in Quentin Tarantino's latest film, Inglourious Basterds. NBC declined to comment, but a Peacock insider says Novak asked producers for the time off and they obliged. But exactly how much time off he'll be getting is subject to some debate. According to one insider, Novak will be MIA for "several episodes" but will return later this season. Another source, however, says Novak may be done with The Office for good, at least as a performer. "He may write more episodes," whispers my mole, "but as far as playing Ryan, I think he's ready to move on."
It's unclear how Novak's absence will be explained on screen, but making Ryan a victim of the current recession would be the logical way to go -- particularly if you-know-who returns to Scranton and decides she wants her old receptionist job back (hint, hint). That raises the question: Would Pam's return to Dunder Mifflin cushion the blow of losing Ryan? And what if Novak is gone for good -- can The Office weather the loss? Comment away!

Yay Kelly!

I want a Kelly and Ryan mug.... let me try to get on that.


So this week's episode of the Office started with of course, Michael having everyone believe he was engaged to the point where he almost lied to his own momma about it. Why are they so surprised? Darryl's talking head was hilarious! He says "I'm not a big believer in therapy but I'll go in to my own pocket to cover his co-pay" LOL!


The office writers listened to me, FINALLY! More Kelly is all I wanted and yes we got our dusky, exotic customer service rep back. You just can't come into my nook and call me stupid!!!!!! and so she lied, whatever. She lied about Dwight and Jim's customer reviews because they didn't go to her America's got Talent Finale party. I mean, they had it coming. "Jim Halpert is Smude and Arrogant" He does have a little smudgeness.

and Andy and Angela... Poor Andy is all I got to say about it. He is going to be w/o a tentist and a bride. It obviously looks like Dwight and Angela are heading to the altar on Andy's expense. We'll see....

My fave line of the night, well my 2 fave lines of the night were:

Jim: I want to talk to this guy. Put me in his ear.

Michael: I can't tell you how much leftover guacamole I have ended up eating. Over the years.

Wow! An actual update from the creator of this blog.

"Note to the writers: More Kelly! and Pam and Jim just need to be together, this whole long distance thing is not cool."

Well, I'm watching the new episode right now...Jim and Pam are spending every second of the show together and there's plenty 'o' Kelly. Ah-woo-woo. She's in trouble.

Holly had to leave!

I liked Holly, yes, she was perfect for Michael but can't wait till he's anguished again for a girl. Those moments are fun!

The Dwight and Andy thing is hilarious! Poor Andy, he's so stupid and so is Dwight. Both of them need to get over Angela and be done with it. She is hoe-ish.

"Life is a Highway" I hate that song yet its sooo catchy and will be stuck in my head all day now.

The cold opening was hilarious! 3 jokers. Creed was the best by far. He's creepy without a costume.

Note to the writers: More Kelly! and Pam and Jim just need to be together, this whole long distance thing is not cool. I know in future episodes she is coming back but its just a waste of time on the show, his brothers are weird, not Jim like at all. And that fake me out stare at the camera? was that an attempt to be like Jim? NO GOOD. They don't need to come back.

Check out the deleted scenes! Especially the 3rd one, Hilarious! Darryl comes up with a car game called cow surfing, when you see a cow, the last one to say Jackson 5 has to ride the cow! Obviously not a real game but soo funny, next road trip guys, lets play cow surfing.

and now the Top 5 fave lines from the episode:

5. Kelly: Who are you, Larry King?
4. Andy: That's bobble big red bear!
3. Andy: Applicant has head shaped like a trapezoid.
2. Darryl on his phone: Please call me back. Please!
1. Michael to Holly: Did Darryl touch you?

How do you tell somebody, that you care about deeply, "I told you so"?

I have asked myself that question soooooooooo many times. Yes, Michael how do you do that? Well he didn't have to and he got his point across.

This episode was funny! and displays something many companies do! Hide things under the rug, sooooo true! Why don't they get ethical?? That's another question for another day.

Holly and Michael are perfect for each other and I know she won't be there too much longer but I'd love to see a fight between her and Jan... That would be High-larious!

Meredith=ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

"the tall guy got engaged!" ok, this one was a pam-less episode, we need her back asap. enough art school.

Having Ryan back is the best thing ever. when Michael says to Ryan "you get me" after he said what was worse then 1 HR rep, he answers 2 HR reps.... hehehe. We don't have HR reps at my job, probably because we aren't a large company, but my career evaluator in High School and in College told me that I should be in HR.... does that mean I'm like Toby and/or Holly??? hmm... another question for another day.

A note to the Office writer: MORE KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Time To Get Ethical!!

Ethical...it's time to get ethical!!!

LOVE THAT!!

So last night episode was only 30 minutes (although the Weekend Update from SNL on Thursday was hilarious!)

It was about Holly having an ethics seminar. Michael tries to play it very cool with Holly and supports her decisions, until Meredith reveals she's been involved in some very scandolous activity....and tries to investigate further, even hinting that Meredith might lose her job because of it. Michael's "immunity" was no good for Holly. So Holly ends up having to finish the seminar, but no one wants to go, until Michael comes out of his office and says "If you don't get in the conference room right now I'll kill you!!!"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Jim times every free moment Dwight has, due to Dwight's claim that he spends no personal time on the job, so why was he gone for 19 minutes?????

Great episode...i think what made it better was that i was eating some bomb ribs!!! hmmmmmm.....

Bero!

No Office reruns on TBS

We may not have reruns of the Office on TBS right now, but we've got something even better: Playoff baseball.

I'm rooting for the Milwaukee Brewers and would love to see former Bucco, Hermano Torres, get the final out of the World Series. One of the nicest guys you'll meet and I guy I sure miss on my favorite team.

What up 212??

unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control and imperfection and stupid eva, I missed the first 15 mins of the show but it was later recapped by my sister.... with that said:

Ok so how great was the office last night?!????!?!?! most definitely awesome. Ryan coming back as a Temp had me rolling!!! and his revenge list. (sidenote: those list are no joke, when I was in high school, this kid had one... I was number 3 at one point but then I let him borrow a pencil and was later vanished from the list...hmm I wonder where is nighthawk) and him wanting to be with Kelly. GOOO KELLY for not giving in. YAY! she's come a looong way. Let Ryan throw himself at you and be strong!

Poor Andy! Angela is just leading him on, what kind of christian woman is that? wait... not surprised. She's the real office mattress.

Holly is an awesome addition to the show, seems like she always was meant to be there. wika wika wika what??

Creed giving Kelly a "tapeworm"? why kelly why???

The whole weight loss theme was excellent and a great way of motivating Americans to lose some weight. We don't want doors widened or standard sizes to change to accommodate our fat tendencies. Lets do something! (says the fat one..lol! I'm trying guys!!!)

Ok and Jim and Pam. FINALLY! It almost brought me to tears. It was great. Just WONDERFUL!!!!

Fave Quotes of the night:

Pam: I will be a little fish in the big apple. What up 212!

Andy: Ang … ela. Ela, ela, ela, under my Angerella. Ela, ela, ay, ay, ay.

Kevin: Wait, back up. Do you think that I’m retarded?

Kelly: I swallowed a tapeworm last night.
Creed: That wasn’t a tapeworm.

Kevin: Fire-ed Guy.

Dwight: I say I say I say, I sit on you.

Kelly: I hate this worm inside of me!

Andy: Wet Tuna!

The Office Season 4 on DVD!!

Ok so yes, it did come out last week, but just letting you all know that its out and if you want to purchase it! Also, NBC shows are back on iTunes so you can download them on your iPod as well. They have a promotion for two weeks that they are giving the Fun Run epi for FREE!! get it while you can!

Top 10 Fave Moments of Season 4

1. Night Out
When Ryan comes to the office to talk about the website again, and holds a conference and he asks if anyone has questions, Kelly's question:
Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions, Number one: How dare you.

2. Goodbye Toby
Holly (new HR) and Kevin's bit about his retardedness
Holly: This is a button.
Holly: I should go. I gotta buckle him in.

3. Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Kelly and Ryan interacting
Kelly: Can we speak privately about our relationship?
Kelly: I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly.
Kelly: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.
Kelly: Oh big strong man. Fancy new whatever.
Kelly: I hope you’re still committed, because I’m pregnant. And guess what, buddy. I am keeping it.
Kelly: We have a date!

4. Chair Model
Where Jim tells the camera that he got an engagment ring for Pam a week after they started dating… melted my heart!

5. Local Ads
Kevin: My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man.

6. Fun Run
Sprinkles dying and Dwight giving Angela Garbage.

Angela: I don't want Garbage. I want Sprinkles.

7. Goodbye Toby
When Jim forwards Dwights calls to his bluetooth and then Pam calls him:
Pam: Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.
Jim: Oh, and I forwarded his desk phone to mine.
Jim: Oh hello, Mutter. Good news. I have married. Tell Vater.

8. Goodbye Toby
Angela rejecting Michael's foot money.

9. Local Ads
Andy forgetting the jingle to Kit Kat Bar
Andy: Break me off a piece of that applesauce. Chrysler car. Football cream.
Andy: Break me off a piece of that Grey Poupon.


10. The Deposition
Darryl and Jim playing Ping Pong and Kelly's smack talk
Darryl: Game, son!
Kelly: What has two skinny chicken legs and sucks at ping pong?
Kelly: I don’t talk trash. I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, “Your momma is so fat, she could eat the Internet.” But smack talk is, happening like, right now. Like, “you’re ugly and I know it for a fact, ’cause I got the evidence. Right there.”
Kelly: Your boyfriend is so weak, he needs steroids just to watch baseball.
Kelly: Were Jim’s parents first cousins that were also bad at ping pong?
Kelly: The floppy-haired girl you date won a point.

Honorable Mention:

Dunder Mifflin Infinity
When Michael drove into a lake because of the GPS system
GPS: Make a u-turn. If possible.
Michael: I just drove my car into a lake.
Michael: A machine told me to drive into a lake.

Well the too-short Season 4 is over. What did everyone think? I want to compile a top 10 moments of this season. soooo many good ones though! Everyone feel free to share and we can compose a list! submit your top 5 and we will get a list together. Thanks!

Well for now, here's a top 25 of the office:

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1. "Grief Counseling," Season 3: When Michael (Steve Carell) insists on some group therapy, Pam (Jenna Fischer) recalls the heartbreaking story of her aunt, who coincidentally shared the same fate as Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby. (and the part where Dwight explains that he was a twin and in the womb he "swallowed" his twin...giving the strength of a grown man and a little baby...)

2. "The Return," Season 3: Andy (Ed Helms) serenades his new deskmate Jim (John Krasinski) with an a cappella rendition of the Cranberries' "Zombie." (that's hilarious..I can't hear that song on the radio without imagining Andy singing it)

3. "Diversity Day," Season 1: Michael shows his employees a Diversity Tomorrow video presentation in which he proclaims, "Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.'" (He only had an hour to do this instructional video. He is the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over! And when he made everyone put a card on their forehead!!!)

4. "The Merger," Season 3: Kelly (Mindy Kaling) gets Jim up to speed on what's happened since he transferred to the Stamford branch by recapping the recent history of celebrity babies. (He then asks, “I meant what’s been new with you?” And she goes “I just told you”. Kelly is awesome!)

5. "Product Recall," Season 3: Jim dresses up like Dwight (Rainn Wilson) with an ensemble that cost him $11. (by far, one of the funniest…and at the end when Dwight dresses like Jim..he says “I’m Jim Halpert..eehhhe” and looks into the camera)

6. "Phyllis' Wedding," Season 3: Dwight gives Angela (Angela Martin) the compliment every bride longs to hear: "You look as beautiful as the Queen of England." (Kevin and the band playing the Police songs…soooo great! Kevin Malone: I'm supposed to ask if anyone has seen Uncle Al. He is old, and has brown eyes and dementia. His family is very concerned. It's a very serious situation. 1-2-3-4! [singing] Roxanne...)

7. "The Negotiation," Season 3: Everyone in the office agrees that Michael is wearing a woman's suit — except Michael, of course, who claims the suit is "bisexual." (There were very large bins and he just grabbed something from it…)

8. "Ben Franklin," Season 3: A Ben Franklin impersonator hits on Pam with the line "You know, I invented electricity. ... Well, I'm sensing a little electricity right here." Pam reminds him that Mr. Franklin had syphilis. (worst bachelorette party ever! LOL)

9. "The Alliance," Season 1: Phyllis, wearing green, suggests green streamers during a party committee meeting, Angela says, "Green is kinda whorish." (when Dwight shuts himself in the box…and knocks it over when Pam is on a fake phone call about some alliance dealings..wonderful)

10. "The Client," Season 2: When Pam finds Michael's screenplay, "Threat Level: Midnight," the Dunder Mifflin employees do a table reading. (And they discover that Michael wrote about Dwight in the script! LOL. He misspelled Dwight and put Dwig and the find and replace feature didn’t pick up on it!)

11. "The Return," Season 3: Michael celebrates Oscar's (Oscar Nuñez) homosexuality by throwing a fiesta, but Dwight, thinking the party is for himself, destroys the pinata. (He terrorized that piñata!!)

12. "The Merger," Season 3: Andy vows to win Michael's approval through "name repetition, personality mirroring and never breaking off a handshake." (Andy is funny anytime he is on camera and here starts his power struggle with Dwight!)

13. "Safety Training," Season 3: The staff wagers on the length of Kelly's explanation of Netflix, as well as how many times it will involve the word "awesome." (Answer: twelve) (Kevin needed his gambling fix since March Madness was over…when Michael is on the rooftop talking about depression….classic Michael behavior…and of course…the shunning and unshunning of Dwight on Andy)

14. "The Negotiation," Season 3: Michael uses negotiation tips he found on Wikipedia, like "whisper" and "walk out of the room unexpectedly." (He was going up against Darrell…come on!!)

15. "Drug Testing," Season 2: Dwight uses his experience as a Lackawanna County Sheriff's Deputy to interrogate the staff after discovering a joint in the parking lot.
(I had a pic of this..but you know he is holding up the pic so I decided against it
Jim Halpert: I'm just saying you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

Dwight Schrute: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.

Jim Halpert: [holds up picture] Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember.

Dwight Schrute: I would remember.

Jim Halpert: How could you, if it just erased your memory?

Dwight Schrute: That's not how it works!

Jim Halpert: Now, how do you know how it works?

Dwight Schrute: Knock it off! OK, now I am interviewing you!

Jim Halpert: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interviewing when I walked in here. [raising voice] NOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH POT DID YOU SMOKE?----------HILARIOUS!!)

16. "Christmas Party," Season 2: A drunk, naked Meredith (Kate Flannery) greets Michael in his office after the holiday party. He snaps a picture and leaves. (I didn’t actually like this part…but when Michael said “happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party was so lame. Now that was funny..and how about Kelly kissing Dwight and he says “you shouldn’t do things like that, only a man is supposed to do that”…as angela watches….)

17. "Michael's Birthday," Season 2: Kevin Malone: (after getting the results of his skin cancer test) It's negative!Michael Scott: God...we're gonna beat this, OK? C'mere...(hugs Kevin) Michael is shocked to find out that Kevin's skin cancer test was negative: "Apparently in the medicine community, negative means 'good,' which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community that would be chaos."
(Also funny: Kelly: I can still remember when Princess Diana died. Oh my god, that was the saddest funeral ever! (softer) That, and my sister's.)

18. "Dwight's Speech," Season 2: Accepting his regional salesman of the year award, Dwight gives a speech that veers only slightly from Mussolini's "War Statement." (Good morning Vietnam!!! LOL..here’s an excerpt from his speech:
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation - which everyone finds during the day - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war – the war of work – but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bangs fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to you [bangs again] and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour. [even bigger applause as Dwight gives a horrible sounding laugh] No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They’ll conjure up images of used car dealers, and door to door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, salesman – and women – of the world... unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together... TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL. WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...Audience: ...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL![thundrous applause]

19. "Basketball," Season 1: Kevin, who Michael kept out of the office-vs-warehouse basketball game, shows incredible free-throw skills once the game is finished. (How about Michael automatically assuming Stanley could play, so when he does get his hands on the ball, it’s a mess!!)

20. "The Injury," Season 2: Hearing that Michael has burned his foot on a George Forman Grill, Dwight rushes to help him. But before he has even left the parking lot, he crashes his car and throws up on the back windshield. (The Injury is one of my top 10 fav episodes!)

21. "Traveling Salesmen," Season 3: Phyllis treats Karen to a horrific makeover, so the two can look more like a certain client's wife.

(Yeah she looked horrible, but this was actually funnier:
Jim Halpert: After you

Dwight Schrute: No thank you, I never let anyone walk in front of me

Jim Halpert: How come?

Dwight Schrute: 7/10 attacks come from the rear

Jim Halpert: That still leaves 3/10 attacks that could come from the front

Dwight Schrute: But I would block the attack, rendering it-Jim slaps him)

22. "Phyllis' Wedding," Season 3: Jim trains Dwight, using Pavlovian conditioning and Altoids. ( I don’t actually remember this…will need to reference my DVDs)

23. "Business School," Season 3: When a bat somehow ends up in the office, Dwight traps it in a garbage bag ... along with Meredith's head. (That’s how she got rabies!! Hello Season 4 episode FUN RUN! SUPPORT THE RABID!)

24. "The Job," Season 3: Assuming Michael will be promoted to the corporate office, Dwight prepares to take over the Scranton branch. Reasons why Jack Bauer of 24 could not serve as Dwight's #2: "He is overqualified, fictional and unavailable." (And how he painted the office black…to intimidate his subordinates!)

25. "Women's Appreciation," Season 3: When Michael hears about Phyllis' brush with sexual assault in the parking lot, he expresses amazement that the criminal chose her as his victim, saying, "Um, did he even see Pam? Or Karen from behind?" (Taking them to Scranton Mall…I’ve been there!!!)

Goodbye Toby!!!!

A whole 2 weeks after the finale and I finally got around to posting something. The finale was AWESOME!! It was the funniest episode all season. Very well written (Yay toby!) I guess that'll be cool that he won't be there anymore and he can dedicate to writing full time. The Kevin being retarted bit was classic!!!



I personally want to see Kelly visit Ryan at the jail in her hottest track suit. they need to dedicate a whole episode to that.



Fave quotes from this episode:



Pam: Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.

Jim: Oh hello, Mutter. Good news. I have married. Tell Vater.

Michael: Just a matter of hours now until His Horribleness has left the building.

Michael: And then I had an awakening. Michael, buy a motorcycle.

Angela: I don’t want your foot money.

Pam: I don’t know why I doubted it. Because I’m so clearly awesome.

Michael: Spoiler alert — I’m going to win.

Michael: He tortured me with his awfulness.

Michael: I believe the department is a breeding ground for monsters.

Michael: Are you real, or are you a Hollygram?

Michael: The two levels being ‘Welcome to Scranton’ and ‘I love you.’

Holly: This is a button.

Holly: Pass curvy metal piece you will.

Michael: My name is Captain Bruisin’.

Michael: Holly is sweet and simple. Like a lady baker.

Michael: I’m pretty sure she’s baked on a professional level.

Michael: Sometimes I don’t know how to react when a girl touches me.

Michael: You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?

Kelly: Can I be your bridesmaid?

Andy: Mr. Andrew Bernard. It’s got a nice ring to it.

Holly: I should go. I gotta buckle him in.

Michael: I am going to be kind of a daddy.

SEASON FINALE TONIGHT!!

So the season finale is imminent...I know, its not fair, we were cheated out of 3 months of office episodes so they better not screw the pooch tonight. With that said.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!

Beardy face

I don't know how I feel about this.

Perfect Date

"My perfect date? I take the girl out for a nice dinner. She looks stunning. But then, some guy tries to hit on her...so I grab him and throw him into a jukebox. But the other ninja has a knife...so I take her home...As I kiss her goodnight, I hear something in the leaves, and I flip her around. She gets a poison arrown right in the back...."

-Dwight

Fluffy Fingers

Darryl always comes up with some crazy sayings for Michael. Taking advantage of the white guy. But yes, fluffy fingers? and if Michael would have done fluffy fingers on Stanley, he would have kirked out on him.

The Latin Kings, The Warriors, newsies... LOL!!

DID I STUTTER????

What did everyone think of this episode? That's the most I heard Stanley talk in forever!

I loved in the beginning how they were going to stick Michael's face in the cement, he even had time for a "that's what she said" joke. LOL.

and we learned something new about Pam...anyone notice?

angela is getting larger by the moment, they won't be able to hide the pregnancy much longer, even her hands look thicker!!!

I didn't like that Toby complained to....what's his name....ugghhh i just had it.....oh yes..ryan. that wasn't cool. Yes Jim spends time at Pam's desk and not doing work *did you guys see when it showed him playing Solitaire?* But hey, that's Jim.

I was hilarious when Dwight was filling out the mad libs and put that Andy was an idiot for selling his car. Dwight is awesome! W hen he started counting down to Andy to pressure him to sell the car...and then when he tried the same thing with Michael!

Toby's convo with Michael was hilarious. "sometimes my stomach hurts when you come into the office" and when Michael told Toby he was "so white"...wonderful.

This was the best part: when Dwight shows the chart in which he would have authority over everyone once Michael gives the word...

I would like some chicken fingers and a midori sour

I hear you Michael Scott!

I don't know if you know this already but I'm a huge fan of Kelly Kapoor played by the creatively talented Vera Chokalingam aka Mindy Kaling. She writes really well for the Office and yesterday was not an exception. Yesterday's episode had to be one of the funniest I had seen in a while. Yes, Ryan has a drug problem...Toby loves Pam and now is moving to Costa Rica, Jim trying to be Michael (you saw how he automatically assumed the cleaning people were spanish!!) that's such a Michael thing. The peanut butter head, the hobbit, "I'm a bank teller", "I say let's hear it for the boys" And obviously, my favorite line of the night: "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: How dare you!" YAY Kelly!!!

And so everyone can have a reference to which episodes Mindy has written, here they are:

"Hot Girl"
"The Dundies" Top 5
"The Injury" Top 5
"Take Your Daughter to Work Day"
"Diwali" Top 5
"Ben Franklin"
"Branch Wars"
"Night Out"

Guess who?

So don't know if you guys heard but someone is leaving the office at the end of the season!!! I know!!!!!!!!! I'm shocked and appalled. But this is tied to the fact that they are doing a spinoff for the Office. Office 2.0. (I heard Amanda Peet will be on the show) So who do you think is leaving?? Since I heard Andy will be on the new show I'm assuming its him but I also think Jim may leave.... I know, I would be heartbroken! But I don't think they'll not show him, he'll just have another job, PA sportswriter, like when he was in Stamford. That would be a bad choice. It makes me sad that anyone would have to leave... What if it was Stanley?!?!?!?! Every office needs a middle aged black man with sass.

Don't Go in There After Me

Kevin was given this dundie for the time Michael went into the bathroom after Kevin and it smelled really bad.

I just went to the bathroom and it smelled horrible!!!!!!!! OMG! Whoever stank up the place wins the dundie. Stank!

Limitless Paper in a Paperless World

I am super busy today and have so much to do at work, my personal study, my meeting preparation (finish it cause I already started) and study for my math exam that I really shouldn't have time for extra-curricular activities today such as fill out email questionnaires or check out what's new over at banana republic. No, what I should be doing is work.... yet I find myself on Lazy Scranton pondering my next post.


My co-worker comes to me today to ask me if I know an episode on the office where they were talking about advertising for paper and then I was like of course I do!!! At first I thought it was the Dunder Mifflin Infinity but then after searching I see that its the Local Ad episode she is talking about. I think that was one of the funniest episodes this season. Especially since Andy couldn't remember the end of the jingle for Kit Kat Bar.

Break me off a piece of that...

Applesauce.








Chrysler car.





Football cream.







Grey Poupon.





And let us not forget Kevin's Kool Aid Man face... That was great!

The logical next step is...

...to have Jan find Michael in some bar making out with some big-bosomed, blonde, floozy, realize she still loves him, and has to win an amateur jello-wrestling contest at the bar with the aforementioned, big-bosomed, blonde floozy to win back his heart.

There's only one way for Jim to propose to Pam...

...and that's to encase the ring in Jello.

On a completely unrelated note, maybe Mindy is pregnant and not writing herself into a lot of scripts to hide it. Seems like that would be easy to hide in an office behind desks and what not though.

I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.

"Andrew Bernard is the name of me"

Poor Andy. No, how about poor Kevin!!! He was not having a good day yesterday. Although making him walk would do him good but he couldn't even catch his breath. I mean he said "As God as my witness, I'll quit if this is not fixed". But then when Andy left his cell phone in his car and had to go back, Phyllis' response had me cracking up...

Andy: I left my cell phone in my car.
Phyllis: Call us when you get there so we know you’re okay.

I mean, he wasn't walking to Siberia. I bet you the parking lot was across the street.

Oh and how about Jim buying Pam's engagement ring a week after they started dating.... my heart just melted. (I know, its so very girly of me, deal with it)

And again no KELLY!?!?!?! We got two shots of her and that's it. She's hilarious! We need to do a Diwali type episode again. Get on that Mindy Kaling.

Bobbleheads

The Office Dwight & Michael Bobblehead Set
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NEW EPISODE TONIGHT!

According to NBC.com, the new episode is titled: Chair Model

Michael begins a fascination with a woman modeling a chair in an office supply catalog while Kevin and Andy are determined to win back stolen parking spaces,forcing them into a showdown with the bosses of the five businesses of the office park.

Let us know what you think!!!

BERO

Snip snap snip snap snip snap

Loved this episode!!! A little dissapointed that Ms. Kapoor was not featured as much as she needs to be (because Mindy Kaling is hilarious!!) but overall still a good episode.

Fave lines are:

Jan: The osso bucco needs to braise for about three hours. Everything else is done.
Pam: Three hours from now, or three hours from earlier, like four o’clock?
Jan: You know, Pam, in Spain, they often don’t even start eating until midnight.

Michael: When in Rome …

Pam: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party.

Jan: Could you just simmer down. (reminds me of the SNL episode with .... I just forgot her name!!! but she is like simmmaaa down naaaa... 70's disco queen? now her name backwards? suummmerrr ddooonnnaaa!! Ok I totally digressed)

Michael: Snip, snap, snip, snap, snip, snap!

Michael: You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person!

Pam: This is the best burger I have ever had, babe.

and since the episode went sans Kelly here's a photo so you won't miss her as much as I did!

DINNER PARTY

So the first episode since the writer's strike totally rocked! I love the part when they are arguing about the vasectomy. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh and when Dwight brings his "date" to the party. LOL. Oh and when Jim claims his apartment flooded and tried to take Pam too but was willing to leave her on her own when it was pointed out that two people were not needed for that.

another good part....

Pam Beesly: What a cute bench.

Michael Scott: Thanks, that's my bed. Jan has, uh, some space issues so I crawl up on that puppy.

Jim Halpert: Really? 'Cause it seems pretty narrow...and short.

Michael Scott: It's actually a lot bigger than it seems. Look at this. (huddles into a fetal position on the bench)

Jan: See? He fits perfectly.

What did everyone think of the new episode????

Un-Shun vs. Re-Shun vs Shunning

Hey Folks,

You guys sleeping... why is no one talking on the Lazy Scranton blogger...Where are the fans?

Interview with John Krasinski

Memorandum from Staples

Office spinoff????

"Details of The Office spinoff, from the same creative team, are being kept under wraps, but it will include some cast members, premiere after the Super Bowl, and then follow The Office on Thursdays in February. In that same slot, Saturday Night Live plans for live specials in October with sketches mocking the presidential campaigns."

What do we think? Good idea? Bad idea? Same writers so I don't doubt it will be funny.... but why mess up a good thing?

Netflix explained by Kelly Kapoor

So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number 5, number three becomes number two, etcetera, etcetera. And let's just say that I just sent back Love Actually, which was awesome, and they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome, but guess what? Now I want to see Love Actually again but it's at the bottom of the queue! Oh no! What do I do? What I do is this: I go online, I go click click click, and I change the order of the queue so that I can see Love Actually as soon as I want to. It's so easy Ryan! Do you really not know how NetFlix works?

J-E-L-L-O!

Bom dia!

Do you want to put your cow orker's staper in jello? How about their phone or their mouse? Here's some instructions:

http://www.jellostapler.com/stapler-in-jello.html

So today is April 1, 2008. And on my Dunder Mifflin calendar Toby Flenderson and Stanley Hudson are the employees of the month. Let me write about TOBY for now. Ok Toby is nice. And he secretly loved Pam, and I liked in the Benihana Christmas episode when they gave everyone bathrobes and they were one short so Michael told Dwight to take it from Toby, so Dwight goes and snatches it from Toby and he says "WHY?".

Also on my calendar it gives me some facts about TOBY:
Position: Human-resources rep
My boss calls me: Worthless, Everything That's Wrong with the Paper Industry, The Devil's Butthole, The Mayer of Creepsville, Gargamel, Human Fart
Marital Status: Divorced with one daughter, Sasha
Currently Reading: If You Really Knew Me, Would You Still LIke Me? Building Self Confidence
Favorite movies: Say Anything, This Shining, Annie Hall, Toy Story 2
Has never won: A Dundie Award

And it has a comment by Toby:
So when I finally re-did our health care plan, I picked an HMO. And Michael came to me and he said "Why'd you pick a homo?" And I said "I didn't. And that's a derogatory word for a gay person." And he said, "That's what you are." And I said, "Okay, I gotta go." And he called me a slut.

Another comment:
After Michael grilled his foot, he spent three months inventing a foot-safe version of the George Foreman grill. He called it the "Magic No-Ouchie Meat Machine." It's actually a George Foreman grill in a bunny cage.

HAHAHAHAHA. that's funny. But whhhhhy does Michael hate him so? Feel free to post an opinion on that one. Oh and I saw DAN IN REAL LIFE on sunday with Steve Carrell. It was cute. Anyone see it? what you think?

Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast

Name: Andy Bernard

Location: Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch


Occupation: Regional Director in charge of sales.


Hobbies: bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, a capella group "Here Comes Treble at Cornell"


Favorite sayings:

I live to frolf.
Beer me.
I really Schruted it.
Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.

Game, son!

So Darryl beats Jim at Ping Pong in this episode. and Kelly talks smack not trash like she says: "I don’t talk trash. I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is all hypothetical, like, “Your momma is so fat, she could eat the Internet.” But smack talk is, happening like, right now. Like, “you’re ugly and I know it for a fact, ’cause I got the evidence. Right there.”

Attention Everyone!

Michael Scott: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Stanley: You can't cancel a holiday.
Michael Scott: Give it up Stanley and you'll lose New Year's.
Stanley: What's that mean?
Michael Scott: Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.

http://www.quotesfromtheoffice.com/ (check it out!)


Ok so yes, if you read Mr. Jojo's post under Kelly Kapoor....I (um my sister and I) are selling Season 1 and Season 2 THE OFFICE DVDS. originally they were never opened. But that has changed. No Biggie. But yes if you're interested let me know. Jojo has claimed Season 2 so if anyone is interested in Season 1 let me know!

Electric City Experience

As many of you know, Aida, Beronica, Deborah and I took a trip to Scranton for the Office Convention held back in October. It was a weekend thing but since we had Special Day Assembly on Saturday we could only go on Sunday. It was a cold, windy day as we headed up there. Beronica drove the entire trip (she's the resident driver on trips, she also drove all the way to Kentucky and back). We had intern passes to the convention that allowed us limited access to certain events which is all we really needed since we were only there for a day. We arrive to Scranton and the town is sleeping. Nothing is going on... so we head to the Steamtown Mall for some coffee (starbucks of course) and check out what's going on and where to go. No one seemed to know what was happening so we go to the location that the local newspaper specified and was confirmed by a concierge at a hotel. We walk a couple of blocks and it was nothing there but empty tents. We walk back a couple blocks and see people in the street selling memorabilia but that's all. I start to wonder if that the majority of the convention was over and there was nothing left for us there. We finally go back to the car, walking more blocks in the cold and windy day and a little dissapointed because we didn't know if this was the end of our trip. But still determined to find someone, we read in the newspaper that there was going to be a writers block at noon. So we hurry to the location and low and behold, the convention was there. I picked up our passes, Bero parked the car and we hurry inside and there is Office merchandise everywhere... Then we were able to go into the writers block. Sooo cool! Those people are hilarious! No wonder they write such a good show and of course my favorite people were there! Ryan and Kelly!

We were able to listen to what they do in the writers room and their stories on how they come up with jokes (B.J. Novak a.k.a. Ryan Howard made up the joke "that's what she said")

Later we went to take a tour around Scranton... not much going on but then went to a trolley museum with the characters clothes from the show like

Michael's Lady Suit:

Fun Run outfit:







and yes, Meredith's Cast:

So even though it seemed like it was going to be a bad day, it turned out to be a great adventure! and we always know that Scranton welcome's us!! Till the next time!

Countdown!

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Kelly Kapoor Fan

So Kelly Kapoor was not my favorite character until Ryan broke up with her at the end of season 3. Her reaction was priceless!!