season 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. We really waited a long time to blog. Yes we did!! Ok, this might be a little confusing so I color coded this blog entry. Bero is black (teehheehee) and I'm purple.

lots has happened in life! but we stay loyal to the office. (which reminds me...need to go purchase season 6!) I'm currently addicted to playing Words with Friends (user names: JessPena and pinkybero) so best believe I was playing while watching the Office.

so last night was the season premiere of season 7.

LOVED the cold opening. Toby recorded the office crew with lip dub type of music video to the song "Nobody But Me" by Human Beinz (after doing some research I found out it's a song from the late 60s! Everyone participated! And you got to see how the characters have transformed since we last saw them. I read somewhere that they did that whole lipdub in one take. That's some serious talent. 

Andy wore a not so great tie...Pam looks tanned (or her hair is lighter) My sister said the same think about Pam, something's different, I think she looks thinner. ...Jim is the same...Kelly is dressed sophisticated (she later explains she went through a summer minority executive program at yale) There is a possibility that she won't come back either after season 7 is done. WHYY! No Michael or Kelly, I don't know how I feel about that. Oscar and Kevin look sorta the same....Phyllis was shaking it!!! Erin has lighter hair too. Stanley holds the door open and that's as far as his participation goes. Ryan comes out of a closet (they use this joke alot) with a WUPHF shirt on...which i had to check out. will write about that at the end. Gabe is also more...lively...(that's because he started dating erin over the summer...can't believe!) We then pan to Creed who looks like he has no idea what is going on, yet has a bluetooth on. Then we go to Kevin who has Meredith strapped to him. Her baring her belly was quite disurbing lol..back to Creed who now has an electric guitar and rocks it! Pass Kelly who is arguing with Ryan, then Stanley, then Darryl's office where he and Angela are in there talking, but Angela shuts the door because she doesn't want to be on the internet. Pass Andy and Phyllis and into Michael Scott's office.

Ahhhh Michael Scott...his last season premiere...he finally gets to show us his magic tricks (like more than one).

Then we pan to the whole office who shoots streamers...and here comes Dwight, knocking things over on top of desk, rips head off a teddy bear and pulls out a dagger that he starts pointing at people....him licking the dagger is the best. LOL

Intro is different too! they updated some of the scenes to show the characters.

so what was the epi about? i forgot... We was playing Words with Friends. lol

oh. Michael hires his nephew to work for him, and he's lousy! everyone wants him gone.

everyone updates on their summer:

Kelly (talking about how the summer program made her smart)...kelly, what's the biggest company in the world? and i would say "blah blah blah, giving you the correct answer".

Dwight bought the building! I totally missed this part. I didn't understand the keys joke, I was like is he a janitor now? and why is he drinking all that liquid?

Jim has been busy pranking Dwight of course...in the middle of one, Pam starts giggling and ruins it! (very unprofessional Mrs. Halpert) She works on making it up to him by tampering with the elevator. Pam and Dwight get stuck in there, and he immediately establishes a pee corner (they've only been in there 2 minutes!)

I kinda don't remember the rest right now...I'm actually about to rewatch now so it's going to be a little live blogging.


Conference room scene: Don't bother Luke. No one knows yet that Luke is Michael's nephew. "I'm your Uncle, Luke" hahaa. I must say, Jim's facial expressions have been SUPERB in this episode. OMGGG yes, I remember now "God, who did he hire when he needed help here on Earth? Jesus Christ, his son.... I'm just saying why does God get to do something I don't?" HILARIOUS. First of all, I'd like to point out that even Michael Scott knows that God and Jesus are two different people. Second of all, is it bad that I keep laughing when I hear that argument? Oh and Kelly is "smart" now but brings up issues way after the fact, like the zoning issue. I'm loving her suit, great choice of color.


So one of the reasons Luke sucks is cause he bought soy ice cream. I totally agree. Yuck. He also drives a Honda Civic CRX which is mistake number 2. Boo Hondas. (that's my personal interjection) Oh so then Michael and Gabe have a conference with Jo. A skype type conference, where one of my fave lines of the night come in to play: JO: Lower yourself Gabe, I don't want to be having a conversation with your crotch.


Elevator scene: Pam is like the worst pranker. She can help Jim with pranks but her coming up with pranks, not the best. Good attempt with Dwight though, and Dwight, how awesome is he??? "We gotta establish a pee corner" Dwight. Is. AWESOME!


Back in the conference room: Michael is doing some presentation, Luke is playing with the red pointer thing and Michael was done, took him out and SPANKED HIM! OMG. Everyone in the office was just like what????? Jim's face again, priceless. Then Andy and Phyllis reenacted the spanking, even better. At the end though, came the low blow for Michael, he has to go to counseling because of this incident. And who is going to be his counselor? TOBY! I can't wait.


So yes, consensus is that this episode was awesome. I'm seriously going to miss Michael Scott. He's like essential to the cast but he has to do what he has to do so hopefully they'll give him a good farewell.

Birthing Baby

We really shouldn't wait so long to update this blog. I just realized 4 episodes have already passed since the last one we wrote about. So let's start with the birthing episode.

1. The Delivery

I believe this is one of the best episodes ever written. It started out with Pam having contractions but wanting to hold out till 12am so she can have an extra day in the hospital. Ultimately, that doesn't work out. Jim is freaking out which is funny to see cause he's always the cool guy in the office. Michael thinks that he's an integral part of this process so he does everything (and I mean everything) he can to help them. I'm pretty sure most of you guys saw this episode, if not, then you're bad Office fans. :-) So Pam and Jim have a baby girl, Cecelia Marie (they named her after Pam's real life niece.) Here are some quotes from the episodes that I found were HILARIOUS.

Dwight: I need a baby. I’ll never outsell Jim and Pam without one.

Michael: Contraptions! She’s contrapting.

Michael: Weird I.T. nerd. Don’t get revenge on me, nerd.

Andy: Word of advice. Speaking as a former baby.

Kelly: Omigod, Pam. You are a woman warrior.

Angela: No Star Trek names.

Michael: What is October Feast?

Jim: We’re going to have a baby today. A really awesome baby.

***Michael: Should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?

Oscar: The hospital will provide dictionaries. Bring a thesaurus!

Michael: I gotta go wash my eyes.

Meredith: I am never getting married. Like Clooney.

Nurse: Oh good. You know everything.

Dwight: I couldn’t find your iPod.

Clarke: Actually, I’m the consultant. Got milk?

Jim: Can we get a late checkout?

Ok... I'll try to update the other episodes later. We won't have a new episode for another month so def have time to catch up.

*** My FAVE LINE EVER!

Manager and Salesman

Ok so I attempted this real-time Live Blogging thing. It was cool, but I don't enjoy the show as much so I may have to re-watch the episode. So here's the entry:

Hey guys! I am attempting to blog in real-time the new Office episode entitled "Manager and Salesman". Comcast's description is the following: In the wake of Sabre's buyout of Dunder Mifflin, new CEO Jo Bennett (Kathy Bates) arrives in Scranton, awing the staffers with her charismatic southern style. But Bennett is against having two branch managers, a policy shift that impacts Michael and Jim. (Mindy Kaling wrote this episode, she's awesome!!!)



9:00-Parks and Rec is still on... um NBC, its office time.

9:00-Michael is calling a hotel in Canada and the Olympics... he had a room for the Olympics! But he cancelled.

9:02- Andy is in the opening credits!!!

9:02- Wow, dalmatians. Kathy Bates! Love her.

9:02- Dwight will only stand up for the President or Judge Judy.

9:03-Someone is going get fired from Regional Manager...Jim or Michael

9:04- Someone is going to be back in Sales.

9:05- LOVE KATHY BATES!! Her character is a breast cancer survivor.

9:05- ummm how cute are Andy and Erin!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

9:06- Roger Federer has cologne?

9:06- chop chop little onion

9:07- Michael thinks Tallahasse is in Texas

9:08- I love her southern accent (Jo Bennett)

9:08- Kelly thinks Andy likes her!!!!!!! OMGGGGG, this is a disaster.

9:08- Looks like Jim wants to be a salesperson... more $$$

9:09- "The Alantic is my favorite ocean"-Michael

9:10- Jim is going to be the manager!?!?!?!! Dags, I know he's upset.

9:10- commercial break, this is a little difficult. Typing on my laptop has a challenge. My finger keeps going over the mousepad area... what is that called? Can't remember. My sis switching channels to Grey's Anatomy (this show stopped being good after season 2)

9:12- Rashida Jones is in Cop Out?!?! Aww man!

9:13- Wow, Pam is really pregnant.

9:13- Ryan and a blue scarf. So Ryan and Dwight are in cahoots against Jim.

9:14- Michael as a sales manager, this is going to be hilarious. Jim to Michael: you gotta do something now, you can't just sit there.

9:15- Erin is an awesome secretary.

9:16- OMG, Kelly is telling Erin about Andy's card. And Erin loves Kelly! "She can sing, dance..." Yes, Kelly's awesome.

9:17- Does Ryan still work at Dunder-Mifflin? Ryan crushed a can after 3 tries and Dwight crushes an apple.

9:19-Phyllis stinks. LOL. It is due to her allergy medicine. Really? Hmm, that may explain some things about certain people.

9:19- back to Greys... McSteamy has a daughter?!?!?! and she's preggers? What is going on?

9:21- the hot guy from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is on Greys now!!! wow, he's pretty.

9:23- Kelly's skirt is cute. and she kissed Andy. wow!

9:24- "I wished we had one of the amnesia guns from Men in Black"

9:25- Andy never liked Kelly. (well duh)

9:27- Dwight was all cocky about Jim not being Regional Manager anymore. Jim put Dwight's tie in his coffee cup. Everything is back to normal!

9:30- Ryan and Dwight... LOL. "Martini bars are pretentious."

I would have like to have added a little more of my commentary but I was focusing on the episode. I'll try to do it again. For now, NBC will be airing the Olympics for like a month! So the Office won't be back till March. When Pam and Jim's baby will be born! WOO!

Been awhile!!!

So these are the 4 episodes I'm going to recap: Scott's Tots, Secret Santa, The Banker, and Sabre..if I can remember!!

Scott's Tots: 10 years ago Michael Scott made a promise to a classroom full of kids that he would pay their college tuition if they succeeded in school and reached graduation.

That blew up in his face!!! How he got out of it..I don't remember..lol. But Stanley laughed at a picture of Michael in the newspaper. I do remember that much lol.

Secret Santa: Jim let's Phyllis dress as Santa. Unorthodox to Michael's standards, since he was dressed up as Santa too. So they compete for the staff' affection. THEN michael goes into his office, turns his suit inside out and becomes Jesus. Why, Michael, why?!?

Well Michael finds out that the company will be bought, so everyone thinks they are folding. They call David Wallace and find out that the branches will remain open, just higher-level people like himself are out. Nooooo we can't lose David Wallace?!? (Seen him in person...nice. Lol.) so all is well in Scranton.

So then we get winter break and in January we got 2 new episodes (one if which I was out of country....I don't like missing the office!!!) watching online isn't the same!!!

Well it was called The Banker. Basically someone was coming in to scope it out, that way new company can figure out budget and all this financial mumbo-jumbo. The banker says he has to check warehouse and speak to HR rep. Michael feels they have to impress in a big way...so he makes some changes. Much like Lady Gaga does lol.

It's a clip show, which was good because it focused on Toby's memories.

Michael hides Ryan in a closet lol. He makes sure Toby is in the bathroom long enough so Dwight can impersonate him and talk to banker. But Toby does come out and Dwight leaves. Ohhh..and fake Stanley. Funny, but didn't like him lol.

So the banker asks Toby if there are any safety hazards...Toby says none that can come to mind..enter clips of Michael on lift, throwing watermelons off roof, hardcore parkour! The fire! The bat! And many more..then he asks if everyone is generally happy..toby says yes..meanwhile clips of Kelly slapping michael, Pam slapping michael, Jim slapping Dwight, and other events..lol

Then the banker asks if there are any sexual harrassment liabilities...that's what she said..lol. Michael goes to sit in on rest of mtg: where the topic of wasted time and resources. Michael denies it: but come on..office olympics, Michael klump, and the countless pranks Jim has played on Dwight!!! Then the banker asks if anyone is near retirement age..enter clips of Creed!!! And then, the office hookups. Dwight and Angela, Angela and Andy, Michael and Jan, Pam and Roy, and PB&J---pam and Jim!!!!

And they play Darryl' Dunder Mifflin Song...annnnddd Lazy Scranton..the inspiration for this blog...

Yeah great epi!!!


All new epi- Sabre:

A rep from sabre comes to give an orientation. Michael makes Andy and Erin sing a welcome song (to the tune of Miley Cyrus- Party in the USA---gag). They are shown an intro video featuring Christian Slater as himself and Kathy Bates as the CEO of sabre. The rep goes to talk about changes, how the IT guy is blocking YouTube and Twitter. (michael is upset) and how aluminum water bottles eliminate need for plastic and various trips to water cooler. Michael voices his concern to Gabe and the CEO but feels his opinion doesn't count. He runs to David Wallace, who looks a hot mess, and is a bit crazy now. Looovveeee his son who is an awesome drummer!!!!

Side story: Jim and Pam looking to score their kid a spot in a daycare center. Interview is a bit awkward.

Ok my summary skills are lacking toward end. I've been working on this entry for like an hour and a half. That included me watching the latest two episodes, receiving a phone call, and looking up summaries on wikipedia. Lol.

Latest two episodes are online! So def check them out. We get a new one tonight, then a break until march due to the winter olympics..

Later!

Bero. 9am

Recycle Thursday

NBC went green this evening. love it. as a supporter of the environment, I am all for it LOL.

Cold opening of this evening's The Office featured Dwight dressed as Recyclops...

who more and more started reminding me of transformers...

well Michael was an idiot. not surprised. LOL

and that's my review of The Office

oh yeah, Jim totally put Ryan in the closet to work, totally deserved it. Ryan sent an email stating that Jim didn't really have authority.

Jim is co-manager people, he totally can FIRE YOU!

LOL.

Later!

It's been awhile...

Well the new season of the office has been so great!!!!!

So many things to write about, but epi #4 "niagara" was super special...Jim and Pam got married!!!!

www.givememyremote.com had this pic and quoted Jim's speech:


“Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy. I didn’t need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive stick? (Pam: Like a year). I’ve been driving stick since high school. For a really long time that’s all I had. Little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.”

The "forever" dance down the aisle was great, but I love the clips of Jim and Pam going to the boat and getting married at the actual niagara falls. Tear!!!!

So guys, do yourself a favor, watch the office. You won't be dissappointed.

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Lyrics to Male Prima Donna

You don't return my texts
You say my phone don't get no texts
Whatcha you got, A-D-D?
Add it up, don't equal you and me
Like Shakespeare said, "To be or not to be"
Sometimes you're Romeo with me.
But if you ever leave me again,
I'll down a bottle of baby asprin.
I swear! I'll do it!

(CHORUS)
You're a male prima donna
But I can't help but want 'cha
I'm an independent diva
But I still kinda need ya
Together we're apart
It's tearing up my heart
I'm in hell and nirvana
'cause you're my male Prima Donna

You slammed her finger in the car door
Didn't say you're sorry, love is war,
She got stitches, it really hurt
That's her blood on your Polo shirt
You're cute but you think you're blazin' hot
You're short and you think you're not,
You look gay in your skinny tie!
I hope you get killed in a drive-by!

CHORUS

Once upon a time, she was just a girl, living in this world
Then you came along, with your irresistible charm
You drive a girl wild when you flash that sexy smile
'cause before she met you things were going okay,
So go awaaaaaaay.or staaaaaay!

They call me Mr. Understood
'cause no one understands me.
But when I spit rhymes
everybody buys my CD.
You get out of the car so slow,
how was I supposed to know?
You keep saying stuff behind my back,
then how come I got the number one track?
I'm the OG prima donna.
My rhymes bite like piranha,
Hotter than a sauna,
Straight out of Lackawannaaaaaa!

CHORUS

Updates are forthcoming!

There has been like 20 episodes that have come and gone and we haven't updated the site! I'm sorrryyyy!!!!! I promise I'll do a better job with the episodes that are forthcoming but seriously, I can not NOT mention Subtle Sexuality's song "Male Prima Donna". It has Kelly, Erin (who's quickly becoming a favorite character) Andy and Ryan. If you have not seen this music video, Please Do So!

http://www.subtlesexuality.com/main.shtml

Hardcore Parkour!!!!!

I'll admit, The Season Premiere of the Office was just average for me. I understand that it doesn't have to be a spectacular episode every time but for a season premiere, it was pretty flat. Basically it was based on Michael not being involved in the office gossip and he makes up his own. Some true (without him knowing) and some obviously false. Reason for doing so is that he found out that Stanley was having an affair, he told everyone in the office but then Stanley wanted him to keep it quiet so Michael went around spreading false rumors to cover up the truth.

The opening scene was quite hilarious. They were recreating parkour(bero, my sis and I did not know what that was but I googled it: is a physical discipline of French origin in which participants run along a route, attempting to negotiate obstacles in the most efficient way possible, as if moving in an emergency situation, using skills such as jumping and climbing, or the more specific parkour moves.) So that's what they were doing. Andy jumping into the empty box was priceless!

So what were the rumors? Let's see how many I can remember:

Jim is a J.Crew model.
Kelly is anorexic.
Oscar is the voice of the Taco Bell dog.
Andy is gay.
Pam's pregnant.
Erin is a bad worker.
(Ok the rest of these I had to look up cause I really couldn't remember)
Angela’s dating an 81 year-old billionaire
Dwight uses store-bought manure
Toby’s a virgin — “I have a daughter; how could I be a virgin?”
Creed has asthma — “If they think I have asthma, they won’t let me SCUBA. If I can’t SCUBA, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?”
Kevin has a little person inside of him working him with controls.
Creed had the best line of the night. ahhh, we need more Creed this season.

FAVE Quotes:

Michael: I should have known. Poop Ball?

Dwight: Stanley’s way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio.

Michael: Anorexia. She’s an anorexitic.

Andy: Little Baby Tuna. Little Junior Toro.

Jim: Technically, they are doing parkour, as long as Point A is delusion and Point B is the hospital.

Creed: If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?

Oscar: You think I’m the voice of the Taco Bell dog?

Toby: I have a daughter. How could I be a virgin?

Michael: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim: I did. But it was inconclusive

Creed: Who’s the OB/GYN?

Season 6!!

Hello everyone! It's been a long, hot, office-less summer. My duties as an office fan have seriously deteriorated. The only thing I remember from last season right now is that Pam is pregnant. How sad is that? Well, I know that The Office is starting up once again September 17th (The day after my late 20s bday). I'm excited because I want to see what's going to happen this season. And because I miss having something to watch thursdays.

Another thing that's exciting is that bobbleheads for the entire cast are coming out!!! So a perfect gift for me will be the Kelly bobblehead. Thanks in advance! :-)

Hope you'll be watching this season and if you have any comments or reviews, please feel free to post! If you know of any office fans, you can pass along the invite to join the blog.

** Not Office Related- In case you haven't seen 30 Rock... YOU MUST!!!! Werewolf Bar Mitzvah alone should motivate you. Here is a link to Tracy Jordan's famous quotes and the video to Werewolf Bar Mitzvah**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De8Aj8eZlyo

Company PIcnic

The season finale for the office was only 30 mins long but it was packed with a great story-line and did not dissapoint. I may have delayed in talking about the season finale cause it was also a KELLY-LESS episode. How could you do this to me office writers?!?!?!? She would have been soo awesome in the volleyball game... so many opportunities where she could have appeared but nothing...

Michael sees Holly at the picnic with her new man and says "what's up with you two, holly?" Clearly just ignoring Holly's man. Holly seems to be incredibly excited to see Michael and is ready to do the skit for the picnic. I wish they would bring her back, she's puuurfeict for Michael. There's always next season.

Dwight was hilarious in this episode, he brought his new friend along, and he hated Angela, as any friend would, but Dwight took control of the situation and regulated his friend. I'm glad because sometimes your friends can get carried away with the hating and someone should be mature enough to stop it.

Pam and Jim preggers!?!?!??!?!?!?! OMGGGGGG!!!!!!! Jim's reaction was soo sweet and tear-inducing. Yes, I cried a little. It was tooo sweet, I can't wait to see how it plays out next season.

Fave quotes:

Michael: What’s so funny?
Pam: You had to be there.
Michael: Oh yay! Geography joke.

Michael: I’m designing a chair. It’s part of your pants. You sit down, you’re supported.

Michael: All right, fatty, I will do it.

Toby: This reminds me of the HR convention last fall.

Angela: Now it’s 7-6. Or is that too much accounting for you?

Dwight: How many people need to get hurt before we learn a valuable lesson? 1? 2? 3? 4? No, no, hear me out.

Jim: Hey Dwight. Send in the subs.

To be continued....

I knowwwww!! NO recap of the finale (which was awesome!!) but its forthcoming!

Go Baby JAM!

CAFE DISCO

So last week's episode of THE OFFICE was so great!!!!

Be sure to check out "BOY HANGOVER" by Lester Lewis:
http://www.myspace.com/lesterlewismusic

So Michael Scott still has the lease on his old office for MSPC. He turns it into a cafe disco. He says he loves to dance (his dancing reminds me of...a friend. LOL) He invites people to go hang out, but no one really wants to. Kevin makes it down there, but Angela pulls him out, the secretary makes it down there and dances a bit (she comes up with the name cafe disco actually) and Phyllis makes it down there but throws out her back. Dwight and Michael push her into the conference room and Dwight treats her like a horse and massages her back, and takes care of her. Since no one wants to go to the disco Michael tells the secretary to close it down, next thing you know her and Kelly start a party! (enter "BOY HANGOVER")

So everyone eventually makes it down there, and Kelly challenges Andy to a danceoff (I definitely agree with Jess, Kelly is like soooooooooooooo awesome in these episodes!!!!)

Side story: Jim and Pam were going to Ohio to get married, didn't happen, which is good, I would like to see them have a nice wedding.

Cafe Disco was a success. I wish there was one around here....LOL.

Bero

Can't wait for the season finale this thursday!!!!!!!!!!!


P.S. - need another OFFICE GAME NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly Kapoor speaks to ME

It's not a secret that I love Kelly Kapoor, I mean, she's my favorite character on the show. Absolutely my favorite! So of course, I was sooo delighted and excited to see that when the Dunder Mifflin, Inc Newsletter came out, her corner was none other then an Ode to MAC Cosmetics. I too looooooove MAC. LOOOOVVEEEE IT!! Here is the poem:

ODE TO M.A.C.        

            by Kelly Kapoor

When life totally blows and I'm in a dark place,

When nothing can lift my spirits  not even MySpace.

There's one place I can go for a positive encounter,

I grab my credit card and head to the MAC counter.

 

Dressed in black, your make-up artists embrace androgyny,

They too delight in my favorite science: cosmetology.

I sample your gloss, eye shadow, foundation and mascara,

I buy your products to look like Christina Aguilera.

 

MAC makes you look edgy and cool, gives you mystique,

It's way better than lame-o Covergirl, Revlon, or Clinique.

I love it more that Britney, General Hospital and Tyra.

Who knows, maybe I'll get a job at MAC after I retire-a.

 

MAC gives a girl that much-needed dose of glam that I admire,

With my face done, I feel like a celebrity in the pages of The Enquirer.

Sometimes I buy online and my makeup's delivered via FedEx,

There will always be special place in my heart for MAC cosmetics. 

Still making everyone laugh!

The past 2 episodes of the Office have been hilarious! HILARIOUS! (I dare you say otherwise). First we have the episode titled "Broke" where the Michael Scott Paper Company (MSPC) finds out they are in fact broke because they are selling there paper really cheap. They managed to scare Dunder Mifflin so much so that hotness himself, David Wallace, had to come down from NYC to Scranton to regulate.  In Scranton we have Charles still there trying to cope with losing clients to Michael and also trying to impress Corporate. One of my fave lines of the night was when David and Charles were going to have a meeting and David calls on Jim but then Charles calls on Dwight and David says: I find that extraordinarily surprising. LOL! Then Dwight says to Jim: Come along, afterthought. hahahahaa!

In this meeting they discuss that they need to buyout MSPC but they have to convince Michael.  Dwight suggests bees and Charles looks like at him like he's INSANE! Jim comes to the rescue and convinces Michael to take meeting and the 3 titans of industry come up for the meeting. Michael is a beast in this meeting. I was terrified for them, TERRIFIED! But man, he killed it! I especially love when he says to David: I don't have to wait out Dunder Mifflin, I think I just have to wait you out. BURNNNNN! All of a sudden he offers 60gs but Michael counteroffers with jobs for all 3 of them instead. And he gets it! Yay!!! Dunder Mifflin would not be the same without Michael.

Fave lines of that epi:

Ryan: Ever since I’ve gotten clean, there’s something about fresh morning air that just really makes me sick.

Michael: Your donuts make me go nuts!

Michael: Well, well, well. How the turntables...

Dwight: Mose in socks. Boom, case closed.

Michael: I don’t care if Ryan murdered his entire family. He is like a son to me.

Michael: Our balls are in your court.

Michael: No, no. You’re done.

Casual Friday was the episode that followed. OMG, Meredith is a trainwreck as per usual. And Phyllis holds her own, and I would be MORTIFIED if I had worn the same outfit as Phyillis. Heck no! There was no particular issue being discussed other then the sales team still being mad at Micheal for stealing customers.

But great performances from the secondary characters. Kelly dressed as JLo (if ya'll don't know already, I heart Mindy Kaling and JLO! So that was just even sweeter to me!) Oscar wore sandals and Angela freaked out. Creed played Chess with Jim, Kevin made chilli and dropped it... soo sad! Dwight wrote messages in urine, yuck, and Meredith, oh dear Meredith, she is crazy. Kelly: Damn it Meredith, where are your panties? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Fave quotes from this epi:

Michael: I set the rules and you follow them. Blindly, okay?

Meredith: Don’t fall in love with me, kid.

Phyllis: Close your mouth, sweetie, you look like a trout.

Andy: Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.

Michael: I am not to be truffled with.

Ryan: You gotta crack some skulls. Chiklis style.

Jim: With Creed. Playing chess. At work. He’s winning. I feel like I’m describing a dream I had.

Dwight: Gasp. Are you talking about a secret meeting?

Darryl: What’d I tell you about building forts in my warehouse?

Andy: You’re dressed like this amorphous blob of khaki.